Thursday, April 24, 2025

The New Pope vs. He Never Screams

Your Champion
The New Pope
(Eurotrip)

VS

Your Challenger
He Never Screams
(Sin City)

The Case for The New Pope (3):
"Oh no, it's okay, I'm Catholic."
"Cooper, take it off, goddammit!"
*Awkward look towards crucifix*

The Case for He Never Screams:
Out to avenge the death of Goldie (Jaime King), Marv (Mickey Rourke) captures Kevin (Elijah Wood), the assassin who killed her.  Despite a long and tortuous revenge - which includes Kevin being partially devoured by a wolf - Kevin never screams... He never even makes a sound.


The Score:  He Never Screams 5, The New Pope 4

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