Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Somewhere I Don't Belong vs. I Lied to You

Your Champion
Somewhere I Don't Belong
(Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

VS

Your Challenger
I Lied to You
(Sinners)

The Case for Somewhere I Don't Belong (4):
Joel (Jim Carrey), desperate to keep his memories of Clementine (Kate Winslet) from being erased, finds himself taking her suggestion to go to a memory she shouldn't be part of in an effort to hide her until morning.

The Case for I Lied to You:
"Blues wasn't forced on us like that religion.  No son, we brought this with us from home. It's magic, what we do.  It's sacred, and big."


The Score: I Lied to You 10, Somewhere I Don't Belong 3

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Somewhere I Don't Belong vs. Toot and Boom

Your Champion
Somewhere I Don't Belong
(Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

VS

Your Challenger
Toot and Boom
(Raya and the Last Dragon)

The Case for Somewhere I Don't Belong (3):
Joel (Jim Carrey), desperate to keep his memories of Clementine (Kate Winslet) from being erased, finds himself taking her suggestion to go to a memory she shouldn't be part of in an effort to hide her until morning.

The Case for Toot and Boom:
"Got it.  Noted.  Makes sense."


The Score: Somewhere I Don't Belong 7, Toot and Boom 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Monday, September 28, 2026

Somewhere I Don't Belong vs. Fighting the Brigands

Your Champion
Somewhere I Don't Belong
(Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

VS

Your Challenger
Fighting the Brigands
(Supergirl)

The Case for Somewhere I Don't Belong (2):
Joel (Jim Carrey), desperate to keep his memories of Clementine (Kate Winslet) from being erased, finds himself taking her suggestion to go to a memory she shouldn't be part of in an effort to hide her until morning.

The Case for Fighting the Brigands:
Ruthye (Eve Ridley) looks to be in trouble, but the appearance of Kara (Milly Alcock) - dressed as Supergirl - means the battle has just begun.


The Score: Somewhere I Don't Belong 7, Fighting the Brigands 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Sunday, September 27, 2026

Somewhere I Don't Belong vs. Bear Attack

Your Champion
Somewhere I Don't Belong
(Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

VS

Your Challenger
Bear Attack
(The Revenant)

The Case for Somewhere I Don't Belong (1):
Joel (Jim Carrey), desperate to keep his memories of Clementine (Kate Winslet) from being erased, finds himself taking her suggestion to go to a memory she shouldn't be part of in an effort to hide her until morning.

The Case for Bear Attack:
Hugh (Leonardo DiCaprio) goes out hunting and gets more than he bargained for...


The Score: Somewhere I Don't Belong 9, Bear Attack 2

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Thursday, September 24, 2026

Age of Aquarius vs. Somewhere I Don't Belong

Your Champion
Age of Aquarius
(Hair)

VS

Your Challenger
Somewhere I Don't Belong
(Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

The Case for Age of Aquarius (2):
"When the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars..."

The Case for Somewhere I Don't Belong:
Joel (Jim Carrey), desperate to keep his memories of Clementine (Kate Winslet) from being erased, finds himself taking her suggestion to go to a memory she shouldn't be part of in an effort to hide her until morning.


The Score: Somewhere I Don't Belong 6, Age of Aquarius 4

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Age of Aquarius vs. Cold Coffee

Your Champion
Age of Aquarius
(Hair)

VS

Your Challenger
Cold Coffee
(The Other Guys)

The Case for Age of Aquarius (1):
"When the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars..."

The Case for Cold Coffee:
"I like where your head's at sweetheart, that really could've worked out."


The Score: Age of Aquarius 6, Cold Coffee 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

I Kick Ass for the Lord! vs. Age of Aquarius

Your Champion
I Kick Ass for the Lord!
(Dead Alive)

VS

Your Challenger
Age of Aquarius
(Hair)

The Case for I Kick Ass for the Lord! (2):
Father McGruder (Stuart Devenie) displays amazing martial prowess for a man of the cloth.

The Case for Age of Aquarius:
"When the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars..."


The Score: Age of Aquarius 7, I Kick Ass for the Lord! 4

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Monday, September 21, 2026

I Kick Ass for the Lord! vs. Hydration Level

Your Champion
I Kick Ass for the Lord!
(Dead Alive)

VS

Your Challenger
Hydration Level
(Back to the Future Part II)

The Case for I Kick Ass for the Lord! (1):
Father McGruder (Stuart Devenie) displays amazing martial prowess for a man of the cloth.

The Case for Hydration Level:
"Oh boy, oh boy, Mom.  You sure can hydrate a pizza!"


The Score: I Kick Ass for the Lord! 7, Hydration Level 6

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Godzilla Visits Tokyo vs. I Kick Ass for the Lord!

Your Champion
Godzilla Visits Tokyo
(Godzilla)

VS

Your Challenger
I Kick Ass for the Lord!
(Dead Alive)

The Case for Godzilla Visits Tokyo (3):
Blue Oyster Cult wrote a song about this, I think...

The Case for I Kick Ass for the Lord!:
Father McGruder (Stuart Devenie) displays amazing martial prowess for a man of the cloth.


The Score: I Kick Ass for the Lord! 8, Godzilla Visits Tokyo 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Godzilla Visits Tokyo vs. Tackiness

Your Champion
Godzilla Visits Tokyo
(Godzilla)

VS

Your Challenger
Tackiness
(Murder By Death)

The Case for Godzilla Visits Tokyo (2):
Blue Oyster Cult wrote a song about this, I think...

The Case for Tackiness:
Dora Charleston (Maggie Smith) is scandalized!


The Score:  Godzilla Visits Tokyo 6, Tackiness 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Godzilla Visits Tokyo vs. Maybe This Time

Your Champion
Godzilla Visits Tokyo
(Godzilla)

VS

Your Challenger
Maybe This Time
(Cabaret)

The Case for Godzilla Visits Tokyo (1):
Blue Oyster Cult wrote a song about this, I think...

The Case for Maybe This Time:
"Everybody loves a winner, so nobody loved me..."


The Score: Godzilla Visits Tokyo 7, Maybe This Time 4

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

The Three Caballeros vs. Godzilla Visits Tokyo

Your Champion
The Three Caballeros
(The Three Caballeros)

VS

Your Challenger
Godzilla Visits Tokyo
(Godzilla)

The Case for The Three Caballeros (2):
"Now we're three gay caballeros!"

The Case for Godzilla Visits Tokyo:
Blue Oyster Cult wrote a song about this, I think...


The Score: Godzilla Visits Tokyo 7, The Three Caballeros 4

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

The Three Caballeros vs. Frontier Gibberish

Your Champion
The Three Caballeros
(The Three Caballeros)

VS

Your Challenger
Frontier Gibberish
(Blazing Saddles)

The Case for The Three Caballeros (1):
"Now we're three gay caballeros!"

The Case for Frontier Gibberish:
"I think we're indebted to Gabby Johnson, for clearing stating what needed to be said.  I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech.  Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little scene in this day and age."


The Score: The Three Caballeros 7, Frontier Gibberish 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Truth Serum vs. The Three Caballeros

Your Champion
Truth Serum
(Ant-Man and the Wasp)

VS

Your Challenger
The Three Caballeros
(The Three Caballeros)

The Case for Truth Serum (1):
"You put a dime in him, you gotta let the whole song play out."

The Case for The Three Caballeros:
"Now we're three gay caballeros!"


The Score: The Three Caballeros 9, Truth Serum 6

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Thursday, September 10, 2026

Helm Hammerhand Still Stands vs. Truth Serum

Your Champion
Helm Hammerhand Still Stands
(Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim)

VS

Your Challenger
Truth Serum
(Ant-Man and the Wasp)

The Case for Helm Hammerhand Still Stands (1):
Protecting his people, Helm Hammerhand (Brian Cox) makes his final stand.

The Case for Truth Serum:
"You put a dime in him, you gotta let the whole song play out."


The Score: Truth Serum 7, Helm Hammerhand Still Stands 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Oh No He Died! vs. Helm Hammerhand Still Stands

Your Champion
Oh No He Died!
(Game Night)

VS

Your Challenger
Helm Hammerhand Still Stands
(Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim)

The Case for Oh No He Died! (1):
"Wait, wait!  You don't have to do this!  I have kids at home!"
"Not with that ass, you don't."
"Oh... well, thank you!"

The Case for Helm Hammerhand Still Stands:
Protecting his people, Helm Hammerhand (Brian Cox) makes his final stand.


The Score: Helm Hammerhand Still Stands 6, Oh No He Died! 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Slaps vs. Oh No He Died!

Your Champion
Slaps
(Vivacious Lady)

VS

Your Challenger
Oh No He Died!
(Game Night)

The Case for Slaps (3):
You'd think Helen (Frances Mercer) would have walked away from Francey (Ginger Rogers) at some point...

The Case for Oh No He Died!:
"Wait, wait!  You don't have to do this!  I have kids at home!"
"Not with that ass, you don't."
"Oh... well, thank you!"


The Score: Oh No He Died! 6, Slaps 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Monday, September 7, 2026

Slaps vs. The Legend of the Legendary Warrior

Your Champion
Slaps
(Vivacious Lady)

VS

Your Challenger
The Legend of the Legendary Warrior
(Kung Fu Panda)

The Case for Slaps (2):
You'd think Helen (Frances Mercer) would have walked away from Francey (Ginger Rogers) at some point...

The Case for The Legend of the Legendary Warrior:
"There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness."


The Score: Slaps 6, The Legend of the Legendary Warrior 5

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Thursday, September 3, 2026

Slaps vs. The Bear

Your Champion
Slaps
(Vivacious Lady)

VS

Your Challenger
The Bear
(Annihilation)

The Case for Slaps (1):
You'd think Helen (Frances Mercer) would have walked away from Francey (Ginger Rogers) at some point...

The Case for The Bear:
As Lena (Natalie Portman) and her team deal with the paranoid Anya (Gina Rodriguez), a mutated bear - mimicking the screams of their dead team member - also appears.


The Score: Slaps 10, The Bear 4

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Blood Test vs. Slaps

Your Champion
Blood Test
(The Thing)

VS

Your Challenger
Slaps
(Vivacious Lady)

The Case for Blood Test (1):
In this iconic scene, MacReady (Kurt Russell) uses blood drawn from the remaining team to determine who the infected are.

The Case for Slaps:
You'd think Helen (Frances Mercer) would have walked away from Francey (Ginger Rogers) at some point...


The Score: Slaps 8, Blood Test 7

Have a suggestion?  Read the rules and send me an email!  Also be sure to check out the Hall of Fame to see retired scenes and who they defeated!

I Lied to You vs. Baraka Battle

Your Champion I Lied to You ( Sinners ) VS Your Challenger Baraka Battle ( Mortal Kombat II ) The Case for I Lied to You (1) : "Blues w...