Monday, September 8, 2025

The Torture of the Gingerbread Man vs. The Tales That Matter

Your Champion
The Torture of the Gingerbread Man
(Shrek)

VS

Your Challenger
The Tales That Matter
(The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)

The Case for The Torture of the Gingerbread Man (1):
Needing information, Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) demands that the Gingerbread Man (Conrad Vernon) reveal the locations of other fairy tale creatures.  However, mid-confession, the real goal of Lord Farquaad appears in the form of the Magic Mirror (Chris Miller) - who tells Farquaad what he wants after some persuasion.

The Case for The Tales That Matter:
"I know.  It's all wrong.  By rights we shouldn't even be here.  But we are.  It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo.  The ones that really mattered..."


The Score:  The Tales That Matter 8, The Torture of the Gingerbread Man 7

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